"I swear babe, I didn't cheat on you! I just came into contact with a Brown Widow spider!!"

Does someone have that creepy French ad with the spider eating a girl out? The one that’s supposed to be an STD awareness poster? Because this is the perfect place to comment that cursed image.

Do not the spider

This is reminding me of that animated bit on YouTube where Krillen wishes Frieza's ship was full of spiders with giant dicks that gave you AIDS if they bit you

I don't think that picture is from a brown widow. I get Steatoda vibes. And the South Africans call them false button spiders, just like the US calls them false widows.

Forget eating spiders imagine getting sounded by a chlamydia spider