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Imagine if this was a real book (midwest.social)

submitted 4 months ago by Lanky_Pomegranate530@midwest.social to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world

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[-] ptz@dubvee.org 53 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'd be content with just "No Thanks" so we can get rid of the stigma people feel when they hemm-haw around when being proselytized to.

The Berenstain Bears simply say 'No Thanks' to Church

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

That’s from the other, better timeline unfortunately.

[-] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Look up the Satanic Temple. I think it fits better.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago

Do you mean the satanic temple?

https://thesatanictemple.com/cdn/shop/files/COS_Vs_TST_Infographic_img.jpg

[-] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Indeed. Fixed it

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

The second point from the bottom is weirdly specific.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, LaVey (Church) had a bunch of weird stuff in his writings, including the salad dressing test in The Satanic Witch.

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 33 points 4 months ago

It's Berenstain, not Berenstein.

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 47 points 4 months ago

Some of us are from the Berenstein timeline

[-] rothaine@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Hi! I'm from the Berenstein and fruit of the loom cornucopia timeline. How are you?

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Still wishing they hadn't turned on the LHC How about you?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Hey it could be worse, in my timeline they did a crossover with the Little Critter' series and neither ever recovered. Allowing the Mr. Men to inherit the earth.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

its also Cumstein, it's always been cumstein

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Definitely Bernstein.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Berenst-e-i-e-i-o-n.

[-] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

You can see where the 'a' got turned into an 'e' through the sloppy photoshop job.

[-] Brickardo@feddit.nl -1 points 4 months ago

Do you also write Albert Einstain just because its spelt similarly?

[-] AncientFutureNow@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

How can the Christian god be monotheist, and claim they are the only god, if one of his rules is "you shall have no other god before me". Doesnt that imply there are in fact n>1 amount of gods?

[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

If the other gods were so fake, why did he have his people genocide them all?

[-] XOXOX@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

The lord of darkness accepts all, without ceremony or sacrifice.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Except Bill. Fuck Bill.

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Just need to duck under some water that a paedophile has said some magic words over

[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

What evangelicals see when they go to the library or public school.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

That kerning is painful.

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