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[–] MrEC@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Nuklia@lemdro.id 7 points 1 year ago

My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude what does mine say? Sweet what does mine say?

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[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

we can't stop here, this is bat country

[–] writerlygal@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I see you shiver with antici…..

pation

And as this post sorely misses classic romcom:

  • I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her
  • Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.
  • peeeeeecaaaaaaaaaan piiiiiiieeeeeee
[–] ChillPill@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Alrighty then

[–] roign@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] PrinterElf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Great Scott!

[–] beesyrup@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Life is like a box of chocolates

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[–] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago
[–] ParkedInReverse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

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[–] zuhayr@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

That'll do pig

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

"This is SPARTA!!!!"

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Where we are going, we don't need roads.

Said before every hike.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

“It’s Wayne’s world! Wayne’s world! Party on!”

[–] goforliftoff@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

I’m your huckleberry.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need...roads.

Yo Adrian!

Cooper, this is no time for caution

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I'm shocked--shocked!--to find gambling going on here!"

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[–] silvercove@lemdro.id 8 points 1 year ago

inconceivable!

[–] Floey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I missed the part where that's my problem.

[–] Floey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

It's Morbin' time!

[–] DigitalFrank@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

What's the most you've ever lost on a coin flip?

[–] Drgon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

His name is Robert Paulson

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)

"Luke, I am your father!"

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

"I can't let you do that, Dave."

"you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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[–] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

As you wish.

[–] zuhayr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Say hello to my little friend

[–] Ravaja@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

I don't like sand

[–] Thehalfjew@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"Those aren't two pillows!"

"Nobody leaves this place without singin' the blues."

"It's showtime!"

"That's not a motorcycle, baby. It's a chopper."

"You're a daisy if you do.'

"Mr. Blutarsky. Zero-point-zero.""

"I want my two dollars!"

"So THAT'S how it is in their family."

[–] vynlwombat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

We can't stop here. This is bat country.

[–] otherbarry@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Bitches leave"

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I'll be back

[–] tracy@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 year ago

The greater good (the greater good)

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago
  • “Go ahead, make my day”
  • “ Do you feel lucky, punk?”
  • “ Every day for the past ten years, Loretta there's been giving me a large black coffee; today she gives me a large black coffee, only it has sugar in it. A lotta sugar. I just came back to complain.”
  • “Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!”
  • “It’s a hell of a thing, to kill a man”
[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

"Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white!"

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

He's the hero they deserve but not the one they need.

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