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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

every person that has to wear a bandage on their right ear for whatever reason are probably screaming "FUCK" very loudly thanks to this.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

"Me too Me too" heh. Monkey see

[–] SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Wankers....

[–] TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago
[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

We need to see his ear

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

I fucking knew this shit would happen.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

These fuckers are so tribal

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