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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)

submitted 11 months ago by anachronist@midwest.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Give it all away anyway. Screw that genie, wealth hoarding jerk. At worst he kills you and you leave a saintly legacy.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'll just pay someone 100 million to punch the genie

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I'll pay for college for a large number of people and pay a lawyer to defend my action as not "giving it away."

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

how to spend 100+ Million in less than a month. Buy a jet.

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ill show up to dealership row and just start buying out car dealerships until I hit 100m and have that done in an afternoon

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Warhammer!!

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Genie: There are 5 rules...

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

I mean c'mon genie, that barely covers my Kharadron, Drukhari, and Votan dream collections.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Just buy like every house lol. Actually just put in an offer for any house for a 100 mil.

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[–] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Does a Gacha count as gambling? I'm still missing some ZZZ Agents and some Nikkes

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago

Just buy all the Star Citizen goodies

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

What do you know, my brother just opened up an art auction house.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 11 months ago

I would buy so many windmill permits with that money.

[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Brewster's Millions genie

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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Using AWS already fits into rule #3.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Sorry what is AWS?

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

YOU DIDN'T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

[–] halloween_spookster@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can I buy 100MM in gold?

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[–] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Since buying and giving in permament use is not gifting, I can go with that option.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I'll buy 3 yachts. Pre-paid.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I'll just invest that into a nice, stable, diverse stock portfolio then, and use the dividends to both live on and start a charitable non-profit. Building shelters, donating to politicians who champion human rights, education, healthcare, founding free clinics, angel investing in co-op businesses, and funding food banks isn't giving away the money after all. it'll be slow going but pay broader dividends down the road.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Can I use Adobe?

There are 5 rules

[–] Awkwardparticle@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

I am going to finance some movies and video games. I might even make it back.

[–] LemmyHead@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer

[–] Chakravanti@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Overpay for Monero.

The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in...business...with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.

This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It'll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.

I'll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.

If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.

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