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[-] Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world 98 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

*arise

billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location... in Africa.

[-] mikyopii@programming.dev 13 points 3 months ago

Kiss him deep with tongue!

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

I saw that "Sofa king funny" comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

dancing is forbidden

[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago

ED is a bitch

[-] bricklove@midwest.social 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

[-] SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

WHERE’S

YOUR

FUCK

ING

RAAAAAAGE

Boysetsfire <3

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I shall be this buffet's reckoning!

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Dad got that hollywood level cocaine

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 15 points 3 months ago

Ah. Dear little Ocelot. Where have you gone? Are you hiding from me? Come out. Come out. Don't be afraid. You were born a child of dragons. What could you possibly fear? Now, now. Show yourself Ocelot. My dear little Ocelot.

[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago
[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

mmrraaaaooooo

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 12 points 3 months ago

He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he's trying alternate means

[-] Magister@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

OOTL, is it like "Rise against" ? or RATM?

[-] pootsforjesus@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.

[-] boaratio@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It's a great song.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago
[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I'm so glad someone else was thinking of this too.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

All rise mother fucker.

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

what the fuck are you talking about

"Social media"

[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago
[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 10 points 3 months ago

Dad has great taste.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Arise chicken

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago
[-] polysics@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago
[-] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER

[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Meh, whatever.

[-] huginn@feddit.it 1 points 3 months ago

Such cringe behavior

[-] brap@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Where's your anger? Where's your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?

https://youtu.be/DQf0f6YtHpA?si=IQ58Hr-dJ739ya5z

[-] thomcat@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago
[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

"He's a calendar, that kid, he's a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That's all he can do. Do you know what that means? I'm getting older. Look at me, is that old? That's not old. Can't get rid of him, twenty years time he'll still be there. Mind you they don't always live, meningitis - that's a good one!"

[-] lemmyhavesome@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Some Viagra should take care of that right away.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

They're not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.

[-] Pothetato@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Dad might be a sith lord

[-] Weezard@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

"Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again..."

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
529 points (98.2% liked)

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