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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago
[–] AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 months ago

A human (pictured, right) outrunning the flesh-starved, reanimated corpses that we all see when we close our eyes for too long. Keep it up, human! They lack the necessary supportive tissues to sustain bipedal movement! You can beat them!

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But... there aren't bones in a hot-dog... oh wait, damn.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

negative. i am a meat popsicle.

[–] Omega_Man@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

[–] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Harder. Stronger. Faster.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The race is long And in the end, it's only with yourself.

🎶Everybody's free (to take off their skin) 🎵

[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Skele-tim said he can run the fastest without any flesh or meat weighing him down.

Muscle-man claimed he will run fastest because he is pure power with no foolish, saggy skin holding him back.

Tom said "That was not a microdose, why did I think I could microdose before track meet"

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 6 points 3 months ago

Me and the boys when we hear the ice cream truck

[–] MumboJumbo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is this God Person Anyway.

As the fossil record clearly shows, pre-historic humans were composed entirely of bone; muscles and skin came much later. Isn't evolution marvelous?

[–] Digital_man@lemmy.one 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago
[–] onwardknave@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

We're not just mining data anymore. Facebook.

[–] BlasphemicMantis@beehaw.org 3 points 3 months ago
[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago
[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Animorphs: Biology Breakdown

[–] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 2 points 3 months ago

Laundry day waits for no man

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

We all have skeletons chasing us - even the Meat People.

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 months ago

"F" is for


!FLESH!!<

Minecraft YouTuber invented Marathons

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Werbert@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

T-Bone, Steak Boy, & Jason.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

If you've been challenged to a foot race and you have the choice, wear your skeleton, muscles, and skin for your best chance at winning. If you're being made to pick only one, choose muscles over skeleton.

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Wolverine after a run-in with Nitro

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 months ago

Get rid of them bones by beating your meat