Her: So what do you do for a living?
Him: I fuck pipes with a steel dildo.
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2024
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I... Uhm... N-need a girl... T-to do ~~thi~~-that, to me...
Everything reminds me of him
Is that a left-handed caliper? Or is the video mirrored?
I think it is a left-handed caliper, because the letters on the adjustable wrench look normal.
You're right. I've still never seen a left-handed caliper in real life 😂
Looks like adapted, no? From the colors, looks like it is upside down and the display looks adapted there
I'm not sure but the more I look at it the more I want answers 😂
Creampipe
OH MON DIEU
I don't know if OP speaks french or it's just a funny coincidence, but "pipe" is also slang for blow job.
I'll have what she's having
Stanley?
That process is called swaging
How to put on a condom 🔩