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Ik ik but control yourselfs (lemmy.world)
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[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 213 points 1 month ago

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[-] amelia@feddit.org 31 points 1 month ago

Richard McDickface

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago

This is the only correct answer.

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[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 month ago

Richard.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

McRichardface

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[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 77 points 1 month ago

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

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[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Nobody nose, nobody nose...

[-] AM_Butts@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

Sir Richard Johnson

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 month ago

Little Richard

[-] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 35 points 4 weeks ago

Dicknose McBallcheeks

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[-] Zier@fedia.io 31 points 1 month ago

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

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[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Schlong

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[-] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 30 points 1 month ago

What about Penix?

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Richard

[-] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

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[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 weeks ago

Dickhead?

[-] Cascio@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

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[-] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 24 points 1 month ago

Moby

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 22 points 4 weeks ago

Richard Johnson

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Rod

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[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 20 points 4 weeks ago

Biggus

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

[-] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

I.C. Weiner

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 18 points 4 weeks ago

Why does everyone want Richard?

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

Everyone loves Dick

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago

Dickens

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

Donger

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[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Cheney

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[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Shaft! You damn right.

[-] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Fuck Nose.

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[-] istoff@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Fur balls

[-] tabris@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Priapuss

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[-] SlowRoastedMadness@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Richard Head

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[-] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago

I'd call him dickhead

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[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

Don Glover

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 4 weeks ago

Dr. Phal

[-] xcutie@linux.community 9 points 4 weeks ago

Dicky McDickface

[-] BlueBeard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Dick Dastardly

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 1 month ago

Steve.

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

It's Cock Nose

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