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[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 119 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It would have cost you zero money not to post this

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 95 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] errer@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago

If this is what I do to internet strangers, imagine what I send my friends.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 91 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Almost as cursed as my meme

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

No, not even close

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!

The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Come To Daddy as well.

I can't really remember the music, but the videos sure stick in the mind.

[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 58 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

Too many pixels, still too readable.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

but is it better than fromunda cheese?

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wait what's fromunda cheese?

[–] don@lemm.ee 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s cheese fromunda the foreskin.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago

fromunda deeeeeez nuuutz

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It aint called dick cheese for nothing.
Pervs have a sophisticated pallet.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I can tell the difference between male, femboy and girlcock smegma in a blind taste test

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Impressive. I cant yet. Need more practice.

[–] Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not the point exactly, by that's not Gouda on the left; it looks like a mix between Swiss and Sharp Cheddar with the rind still attached.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 6 points 4 months ago

Gouda you know that its not having an identity crisis.

[–] RelativeArea0@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

That is some knowledge I wish I never learned.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago

Oppenheimer is that you?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jesus fkn wept, is this real?

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Yes, don't serve segma on a cheese board.

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I mean... you don't know what I like, random Internet image!

Nothing like eating it fresh out the foreskin the way you eat a gogurt.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I thought it was a Smeg'ma' ballz joke, and i found that it is quite literally smeg'ma'ballz

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Speak for yourself. 😜

Smeg on toast!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Non, ça se dit : fromage de bite

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Excusez moi, c'est comme la bite-ude pour moi.

^me trying my best at a French pun

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

How did i understand a French pun when i don't even know the language

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

Smegma, des schmeckt'ma.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

After learning that there are guys out there that don't clean their dicks and the amount of people here that know what smegma is making me concerned about other men

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Hey! Speak for yourself! Some people like a little smegma on a cracker with a side of black caviar.

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It's true though, way too gamey.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well, duh! That's a waste of perfectly good smeg. You should put it in your "smoothie."

[–] Boggy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Had a friend that was convinced by another kid that smegma was the evolved form of magmar.