I do enjoy these as bits, but has anyone actually tried to play this? It doesn't look like there's much RP in this G.
Indeed, hence the description and it being here in the joke community
Sounds a lot like https://potato.thinkedem.eu/
Amusingly that actually seems to involve more decision making than this
Barely. You can throw a potato to get rid of an orc. But this is only occasionally useful and only in the early game. Once it starts costing two or more potatoes to get rid of one orc, it's a bad idea.
It IS based off this OPRPG: https://x.com/deathbybadger/status/1567425842526945280
And, going by layout, yours seems inspired by it as well
The absence of player input makes this Candyland for drunken adults.
A purpose served shockingly well by Candyland itself.
Fantastic, this got me chuckling!
That was a fun read. ๐
Oh cool! A dice/drinking game!
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