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[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: well, that would put us somewhere after the first major food shortage and before the execution of the atheists. Right around the time the birds all die. I’ll be living in my car by then. Why do you ask?

[–] trinitrotoluene@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Only sensible answer for such bullshit question

[–] chaogomu@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it's a gamma blast, shielding your eyes would do nothing.

[–] nomecks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

DUCK AND COVER!

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago
[–] downpunxx@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

"I'm excellent, but if you don't get behind me and take cover I'm concerned you won't make it through this interview"

[–] Crul@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Credit: Nathan W. Pyle @nathanwpyle@lemmy.world

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[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Well if I have won the lottery by then. Far away from here.