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[-] Feirdro@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: well, that would put us somewhere after the first major food shortage and before the execution of the atheists. Right around the time the birds all die. I’ll be living in my car by then. Why do you ask?

[-] trinitrotoluene@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Only sensible answer for such bullshit question

[-] chaogomu@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

If it's a gamma blast, shielding your eyes would do nothing.

[-] nomecks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

DUCK AND COVER!

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago
[-] downpunxx@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

"I'm excellent, but if you don't get behind me and take cover I'm concerned you won't make it through this interview"

[-] Crul@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Credit: Nathan W. Pyle @nathanwpyle@lemmy.world

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[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Well if I have won the lottery by then. Far away from here.

this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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