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[–] amio@kbin.social 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

First they drugged the spiders, and I said nothing. Then they drugged the lobsters...

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oooh does they mean we are getting drugs next??

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

laughs in DEA

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

And I giggled uncontrollably because I was high as hell. I made sure to try the drugs before the lobsters got dosed. 😵

[–] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Aren't lobsters just sea spiders without web?

Probably Sea Cockroaches.

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

tjose would be crabs, lobster is more of a sudoscorpion of the sea

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Nobody tell Jordan Peterson.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pre-dosed lobsters??? Edibles have never been easier!

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

this is a million dollar idea right here

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah im getting foie-gras vibes here...

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t particularly like lobster, it’s overrated, but weed lobster, shit… 😶

[–] TopShelfVanilla@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't care for lobster either, but grilled is somehow different. Excellent even.

[–] jollyrogue@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

You mean baked lobster, yeah? 😁

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Joe: Hey fellow scientist, I have a great idea for research. First we make a super sick super awesome pressure bong and then....

Fellow Scientist: Then what Joe? We study lobsters here, how are you going to justify getting stoned on work time and with expensive equipment?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Joe: Hold my bong, I got a research grant proposal to write. You got any LSD laying around?

Edit: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34197845/

They infused the lobster with THC.....

[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That lobster is about to navigate/fold space for interstellar travel.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s about time we abandoned computers and accepted the spice

[–] Swim@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

the spice is life

[–] muzzle@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should

[–] muzzle@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Life is too short for markdown :)

[–] punkcoder@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Pair it with a nice chicken breast and you could have yourself a sky & high.

[–] ItsGatorSeason@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] kryllic@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.

"I wanna cook it, not torture it ok?"

[–] MightBeAlpharius@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So wait... I might be reading this wrong, but it sounds like they took in the THC (detectable levels in all tissues sampled), but didn't really process or absorb it (minimal nociceptive effects). Did they just infuse a lobster!?

(Edit: fixed a word)

@ItsGatorSeason
So, they were trying to see if a lobster wouldn't mind being boiled alive if they got it high first? Am I reading that right?
@poplargrove

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

True goal of the experiment: Does a stoned lobster taste better, worse or the same?

[–] Somsphet@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

About the same as a rock lobster I'd assume.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34197845/

You aren't that far off. They were trying to see if the lobster wouldn't notice being boiled to death if they got it stoned first, but they just succeeded in infusing the lobster with THC, because they don't have THC receptors.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

We didn't learn anything from suffocating monkeys with weed smoke pumped through gas masks?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Hmm I know dolphins like to get high has anyone tried giving them the?