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Imagine.
(lemmy.world)
Would have so much more respect for swallowers
What a god awful day to have eyes...
Why would I imagine that??
Can I just go back to having never read this before?
I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
i believe they eat eggs?
yeah but how good would it feel
At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine
Imagine swallowing it
That would be part of the French cuisine
Like a facehugger.
[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually
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1 vasectomy please.
They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
You would feel them moving around... inside you...
No, silly, pee is stored in balls
Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
What the fuck is this?
I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
Good afternoon.
Please delete this
from my brain
Edit: Didn't see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
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Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
It could flop out of a fork more easily.
How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?
Didn’t have time to grab a frying pan.
Thanks I hate it.
I wish I could unsee this greatly
If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
I'd have the strongest stomp in town.
Mass genocide every night
cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol
Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.
of course that's a thing
Is that really shocking?
It's shockingly odd looking but honestly nah, I'm not surprised there's art of it lol
Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl
alright, who's got the eye bleach?
I'd put them in an aquarium.
I would hear the pro life argument
talk about weapons of ass destruction.
is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?
i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.
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