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[-] duncesplayed@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago

Except for the fact that testing began before release, this is totally accurate.

[-] aardappel12@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] zuhayr@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The one done in live production environment

[-] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Isn't testing when you let the customers use it in production to make sure it works?

[-] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What do you mean? The customers are the testers, they just don't know it yet.

[-] LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Project reality was an absolute failure. Why my parents didn't pick project abortion instead I'll never know

[-] netwren@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

When onboarding takes forever and the customer doesn't want to move up their deadlines.

[-] BlueDepth9279@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Code needs to start in parallel with the kick off meetings and run the full length of the program. Otherwise looks accurate!

[-] sedawk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Where is the phase where management spends all the dev time getting contracts in place, then gets mad when they can't keep the same schedule?

this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2022
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