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[–] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 201 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Swiss and fucking everyone over getting in bed with authoritarian governments. You'd think the mountaincunts had money left over from the gold they pulled from the mouths of victims of the holocaust.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 128 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Nazi gold reserve is running low, we'll need a new supplier. Who's running concentration camps these days?"

[–] alienanimals@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

You have a way with words. Well done.

[–] Saltblue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

African gold it's not bloody enough, the misery and suffering adds to the value

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Swiss make chocolate because they don't want us to associate them with blood diamonds and Nazi gold.

-Sean Lock

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I miss that mad motherfucker. 🤗🤌🏼

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 111 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Western World: the Chinese government is a dangerous authoritarian government

Also the Western World: we should do billions and billions of dollars worth of trade with China.

[–] pc_admin@aussie.zone 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago

It's not your capitalism .... It's OUR capitalism comrade!

[–] bdesk@kbin.social 52 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Switzerland is a nation of assholes

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 62 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've never met any Swiss, but their government sure is dogshit on the international stage at doing anything except protecting the ultra-wealthy.

[–] Widowmaker_Best_Girl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Their government comes from the people though. People raised in Swiss homes, were educated in Swiss schools, and worked in Swiss businesses. It's fair to say that the government is representative of the people.

[–] YashaB@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As much as Trump is representativ for americans.

[–] beatlepus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s fair to say that the government is representative of the people, which are assholes. ASS HOLES.

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's more racism here than I expected. Why so much hate?

Assuming you're a usalander, wouldn't you be pissed off if everyone assumed you were representative of your government? One of the most fucked up governments in the western world....

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Not all of them, but they have some dark, greedy shit going on that's obviously systemic.

[–] archiotterpup@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's good for business is good for Switzerland.

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

"Everyone has a share. What's good for the company is good for all!"

[–] YashaB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That appears to be our main goal concerning international relations I'm afraid.

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

thank you for your kind words.

signed: a Swiss Person

[–] bdesk@kbin.social -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're welcome! Make your country return what did not belong to the swiss in the first place!

[–] Neon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Came looking for a Discussion, got shit on.

What's that quote about playing Chess with a pigeon again?

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Where are you from mate? Must be a really amazing country to have done nothing bad in the whole of history.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] YashaB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I am one of the cheese-holes, hopefully.

[–] Darth_Vader__@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

isn't switzerland the nation which has high privacy? Is it woeth moving in there?

[–] YashaB@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And all americans are stupid.

Do I have to do /s thingy? Ah no, this isn't reddit.

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You applying for citizenship?

[–] YashaB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yes of course. Who would want 5 weeks of paid leave, unlimited sickdays, health care that doesn't ruin you, university education without acquiring a crippling debt, functional infrastructure and a near-perfect public transport if you can have GuNs and FrEEdOM? Fuck yeah!

[–] bdesk@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're picking a fight with them, not me.

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your ridiculously reductive reasoning make you a tool though mate, a hateful ignorant piece of shit. But do take care :) x

[–] bdesk@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did not steal dictator money or keep stuff stolen from jewish people killed during the Holocaust. I'm not the hateful piece of shit here.

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nor did plenty of Swiss people. You understand the concept of racism right?

[–] bdesk@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then return the money and stolen goods! Do the swiss understand that concept?

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Fantastic illustration of missing my point entirely. Do you think all Swiss people support and are happy with the profit they made in various wars?

[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Were they dumb enough to believe the "Taiwan is China" -lie?

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 79 points 1 year ago

"It says 'Return to the Republic of China', so I guess that's China." - some very confused mailman

More realistically speaking, it was sent to China for repairs... so it was probably just the Swiss company trying to cheap out on labor costs in the most horrendous way imaginable for Taiwanese national security.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better go call up the Republic of China and tell them they're not China, then. I'm sure they'll be understanding.

[–] Muetzenman@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Basicly every government

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

This is really old news but it made sense

[–] nicman24@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

what is this 2022?