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[-] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Rust is more like Esperanto isn’t it? It’s Latin, but regularized and with the rough edges sanded off.

Python is more like Spanish. A billion speakers in the world, and really easy to pick up a few phrases, but a small European minority still think they run it.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago

There's nothing left from Russia anymore.

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

the thing with russian is that it's not spoken only by russians. Russian-speaking part of the internet is quite large actually.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

Argh, politics in IT.

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

Heeeey!!
^^^(snifs ^^^armprit)
...
Fuck....

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 12 points 3 weeks ago

Surprised nobody has complained so far about the Rust comparison. I guess any objection would appear to prove the point, or at least reinforce the "evangelist" stereotype.

[-] refalo@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

I think you answered your own question :)

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 6 points 3 weeks ago

To be pedantic, I didn't ask a question, I just said I was surprised! I am still surprised.

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[-] panzo@lemy.lol 12 points 3 weeks ago

Assembly is Turk, started everything.

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[-] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

RustyRooster: C is the root of all modern languages

FORTRAN: Am I a joke to you?

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

No grandpa fortran, everybody loves you. Now let's get you back inside with cobol.

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[-] hikaru755@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fortran is Proto-Indo-Germanic or whatever it's called again

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[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is great.

If I could make one change, there's so many funnier languages that could have been Esperanto. I would have taken a shameless jab at F#, myself.

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