Call it "the app formerly known as twitter". It's what the media does. It would piss off Elon, and it has a whole prince vibe to it.

Elon will buy Reddit next and rename it to Xit. Pronounced like...

Mmh... nope, don't care, my neurons has already a "twitter" thing in memory, devoting 0 additional effort in anything related to that thing

I don't want to call it X because it's a shit shit shit name

Calling twix, or xitter! You can also call it Elon's X (he has many exes, so this one fits in)

Xerox.

Twitter is no worse today than five years ago. But it’s certainly also no better. The discussion about which billionaires we want manipulating public discourse is outright insanity

Twitter was always bad. It is of course way worse now, but it is silly to have any nostalgic and reverential feelings for it.

xTwitter

Xcrement. It's called Xcrement.

I always call it 'X, the everything app.'

Can we start calling it Bluesky?

Xlon’s Twitter

Shitter

This isn't a shower thought