this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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[–] Seven@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] BoiLudens@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[–] SugarSnack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Down voted because too real

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[–] G59@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the hell is this insane meme quality

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What else is expensive desktop publishing software for!

[–] AeroBlue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Affinity Shitpost Suite and Adobe Meme Generator are the best

[–] 1eyepatch@lemmy.fmhy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need to wear that type of mouse hat while I browse lemmy for more immersion 😂.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is documentary footage from my house now

[–] 1eyepatch@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am imagining you wearing the hat and chuckling as u scroll memes on lemmy and as so it happens a strange shadow cast on your window as lamp light hits your legendary lemmy hat.

(and mean while not so in distance your neighbour :😱😱😱)

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Neighbour: 😱😱😱.... Lemmy.world

[–] OatmealAC@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I support this. Have a Lemmy Lemon 🍋

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can to add couple kbin unofficial mascots - robins

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] DamnItSteve@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Jeff@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Marx-Lemmist praxis is the new sensation!

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I love all you geniuses.

[–] joneskind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look, if my wife and I had a family of talking surgeon pizzaioli mice in our home we wouldn't see any human beings of our entire life. And I would spoil the shit out of them with the best cheese I could find. I would make them tiny hats and a saddle for our cat. And we would obviously watch The Littles together, living our best lives

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I watched that show when I was a kid, and I never noticed that the "human" kid has pointy elf ears for some reason.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a beautiful way of life!

[–] Llamajockey@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's the original artist, looks like their comics would be up my alley

[–] wozomo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not pumped about posting an instagram link lol, but it’s Cal Kearns

[–] Llamajockey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] _Tom_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The meta memes on here have been 🔥🔥🔥 the past couple days.

[–] Sniatch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Lmao this is too good

[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AeroBlue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Best lemmon chef in the world

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Y'all have irl friends who interact with you on Reddit? Or they just haven't seen you on it on your phone as much?

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Y'all have irl friends

My guy, imma stop you right there.

[–] 1eyepatch@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

🤣 we need to do some reality check.

[–] BackStabbath@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I have a friend who knows my username. Once in a while he'll look at my account and comment somewhere randomly lol.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This is my secret identity!