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Turns out it's Man.
Idk, feels like we're doing a pretty good job of curing the planet of it's infection
By increasingly expanding the population?
By causing global warming which will eventually kill the virus, like a fever.
I know Republicans mostly live in trailers but this is something different.
It carries life?
There's a cure for life
Is it contagious. That’s the thing you need to be most concerned about.
Just some humans
A motorcycle the dude works on himself
Braaaaaaaaaaaap!
*Slaps trailer, "You can fit so much Herpes in this thing."
Spoiler: It's filled with catgirls.
C'mon. In a trailer? It's definitely horsegirls.
Oh shit. That truck is full of ligma!
Whats ligma?
steve jobs hahahsh gottem
balls?
No, it's full of goblins!
Have you heard about the Gargleon situation?
That's an amazing name for a horse.
Wow - a whole trailer full of cowbells?
I just realized my joke is backwards but I think I’m leaving it anyway…
Plus, the cowbell cures the fever.
Correct, the source of the fever was never specified, all we know is that the only prescription was more cowbell. This was a real concern for the CDC and the WHO at the time, but the fever appeared to subside on May 21, 1976, when the song “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” was released by the Blue Oyster Cult, potentially saving millions of lives.
And yet, the fever for which the only prescription is 'more cowbell' has needed to be cured in so many other recording sessions...
My god, think of how ill The Rolling Stones must have been when they recorded Honky Tonk Women!
It truly is the forgotten pandemic.
It's okay, it's near a Waffel House, things will work themselves out
Laughter is infectious, therefore I must conclude it's the original month python script containing the world's funniest joke
Well it's definitely not the other guy's joke. His dog has no nose.
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It's probably just full of unplayed Steam games.
it's crazy how there's no way to play an unplayed Steam game v they should do something about that
a disease which has no cure
Thrill-seeking recklessness.
is it stupidity?
Steps to becoming a car person: Step one - like cars. Step two - pick up a drug habit because it's way cheaper than restoring cars.
I love my Prelude. I paid $2,700 for it. I could sink another $10k into it and I'd have a perfectly good Prelude worth $6,000.
One of these days when I can stand to be out 10 grand, I'll fix it up. For now, I'm just enjoying it as it is. It looks like butt, but it runs good.
Preludes are awesome! I've got an old Miata that I've had for years, similar situation. I've thrown a ton of money at it, full well knowing I'll never see it back. But she's mine, she runs great, and I have no intentions of selling.
Hell yeah! I've had mine since last summer. I had a 4 speed auto in high school and college, and I always told myself that if I could do it again, I'd get it with a stick so that's what I managed.
What gen Miata? I've been wanting to drive an NB for a long time, but I can only realistically afford to have one 20+ year old car at a time lol
Mine is an NA, '95. I really dig the popup headlights. 1995 was a good year IMO. First year with the bigger 1.8, and still had OBD1.
My brother has an NB for years, so I've had plenty of seat time in one of those as well. They feel really similar to the NA, with better suspension travel. Great cars!
GOP philosophy?
I read this as OOP philosophy 😂
People always freak out over this picture but it's just a joke about motorcycles. Bumper stickers say "Yamaha" and "Look twice for motorcycles", but it seems to be partially torn so "for mo" is cut off.
thanks for the warning because I considering crashing into you.
Just crash into me daddy
Dave? Is that you??
Although you could argue that this puts people in a 'History Eraser Button' scenario.
Life bro! That's Life!
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