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[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Has the 5 year old been drinking? Becauee I feel like a sober 5 year old would do a better job.

[-] Nednarb44@lemmy.world 37 points 5 hours ago

I'll be honest, I'm a bit jealous of his confidence.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

According to my boss, it'd get him promoted

[-] Nednarb44@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Sadly it's more common than I'd like everywhere I've worked too

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 22 points 5 hours ago

He's trying to save up for a tape measure!

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 18 points 4 hours ago

Carpenter square would really do a lot here. Lots of low level wood workers fail to grasp the utility of the square.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

As well with the carpenter's pencil. Still working to learn all the tricks with both tools.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Actually the new ones look decently square to the outside post apart from the bottom one. That old section is almost definitely not perfectly squared and it takes skill to match and blend the imperfections.

[-] Nednarb44@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Agreed, I'd take a square and a story stick of sorts over a tape measure

[-] ech@lemm.ee 8 points 4 hours ago

He should save up for some punctuation first. Got dam.

[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Well... He tried.

[-] P34C0CK@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago
[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

I think he was trying to say he just finished his first class

[-] P34C0CK@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago
[-] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

He's a carpenter, not an English teacher

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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