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KREE!!!! THESE ARE THE JAFFA FROM CHULAK WHO DIED TODAY. THE BLOOD IS STILL FRESH.
KREE APOPHISI, YOU HASSHAK SHOL'VA! THESE ARE SOMEONE'S KAL'MA AND SOMEONE'S SIM'KA.
AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT GIVING US ZAT'NIK'TELS WILL BE IN NETU MUNCHING ON THEIR OWN PRIM'TA!
WE HAVE 70% SHORTAGE OF MA'TOK STAFF WEAPONS.

APOPHIS! SHOL'VA!!! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZAT'NIK'TELS? WHERE ARE THE MA'TOK???

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[-] erin@lemmy.sidh.bzh 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

oh no don't gives Russia Zat', that's weapon is Putin dreams because the 3rd shoot makes corpses disappear.

"we are so strong that we have lost no one in the Super Mediocre Operation in Ukraine" Putin after having Zat'Nik'Tels

[-] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

Instead of falling out of windows, all of his oligarchs would just vanish.

[-] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Nah, they want people to see the bodies, know what actually happened, and be afraid.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Give him some from a later season, when they forgot all about that.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Man... imagine if Stargate had Russians in it.

[-] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

We'd probably have to share a gate or something. /s

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

That's Daniel Jackson in the foreground, right?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I think this screenshot's from The Changeling, which would mean, no.

[-] Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

And how about some tacluchnatagamuntoron too!

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Is that what someone becomes when he Ascends?

[-] erin@lemmy.sidh.bzh 3 points 6 days ago

well russians oligarch don't Ascend but Descend. It's their own technique and you need a window for it to works but it's very effective in turning you into a soup and pur energy :)

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