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[-] LavenderDay3544@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago

It's more like going to a hotel, complaining that there are too many prostitutes, and then finding out it's a brothel.

[-] Lux18@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Lol, far more accurate

[-] Zier@fedia.io 64 points 1 day ago

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

That'd be us Unix socks people.

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

[-] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

I love how this entire comment chain went lol

[-] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 17 hours ago

The Fediverse is so fun!!!

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.

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[-] Shard@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago

Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

You find whores at brothels.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

And escorts?

[-] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 11 points 23 hours ago

I can't believe my sleep addled brain read this as "e-scorts" like it was some new gaming thing.

[-] greybeard@lemmy.one 15 points 22 hours ago

Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for "eScorts: Uber for hookers".

[-] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 7 points 20 hours ago

How quickly can you write up a proposal? We can have GPT get us a mockup of the ui by tomorrow and be ready for production by Friday...

Did I say all of that correctly?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Just throw in AI there and we're good!

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[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.

[-] CTDummy@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Considering the mod will ban you for expressing literally the same sentiment as the OP and was posting multiple time daily, I think they are.

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[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 71 points 1 day ago

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 points 21 hours ago
[-] boreengreen@lemm.ee 11 points 23 hours ago

GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.

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[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 32 points 1 day ago

Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I don't care that Linux is talked about here. It's just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It's just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

Hope you like your new saviour, Crappy AI Generated Arch Jesus!

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[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

I run both. everyone hates me :')

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

You run Linux in a brothel?

[-] lath@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

He runs a brothel on Linux.

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