this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ridiculous. If your number is skipped, you pick another number and keep waiting.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

but what if it's skipped again and again until you die of hunger?!??!

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as the store isn't a 24x7 operation, at some point they will want to close. If you're still there, they'll ask you what you want.

At that point, you panic and run home.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

no, you stand there, too scared to do anything until they call the cops and then, when you're being interrogated 1 to 1, then you tell them

[–] bluelion@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

Anon turns his whole family vegan because he's too nervous

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, why go to the deli if you need chicken? Why not just get some pre-packaged chicken instead? It's way easier...

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Better quality, and possibly a better price. If you get store brand chicken slices it’s pretty cheap