Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 week ago by rtxn@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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If it floats, buoyant.

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[–] TomasEkeli@programming.dev 17 points 1 week ago

fun fact: did you know all the worker ants are sterile females?

drones are male. if it has wings it's a drone or a queen

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, I've read it many times, took a break read it again and still don't get it.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Buoyant = boy ant

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'm an idiot. I looked at only the large text and completely missed the small text.

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

For a moment there I thought I was looking at a !sciencememes@lemmy.world post and was taking this seriously :)

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 4 points 1 week ago

That explains why they were so confused: Even their uncles were ants!

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Witchcraft test works!!! Try it on your girl before its too late.