Fuck, is this why I'm on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn't Liberal Media(tm) converted me yet like I was promised it would!?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you're entirely straight.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You would think, but I just don't have any taste in boys*

*except for monsters, I'd fuck a monster in an instant

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn't work 🤦‍♀️

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Flying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe you're neuroqueer? Autism? ADHD?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Recently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there's definitely that at least, lol

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Let me know if anything changes!

Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago

Love who you want to, and if said love relieves your nasal congestion, even better.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 20 points 1 week ago

It certainly could be gay. And that's ok.

[–] altoids0@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Friends with (health) benefits

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

friends with insurance (insuring each other it's not gay bro)

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds very gay to me.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Nooooo

[–] Alice@beehaw.org 10 points 1 week ago

Shen is constantly playing gay (and trans) chicken with himself. If he's actually cishet he might be the second man in the world who had to come out as such.