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The catboy incident (lemmy.basedcount.com)

submitted 1 year ago by witchdoctor@lemmy.basedcount.com to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

>But being that this is a .44 Nyaagnum, the most meowerful handgun in the world, you have to ask yourself one question…

[–] swab148@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago

Are you getting lucky, punk? owo

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

By the pope...

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 33 points 1 year ago

$10 says the boomer would’ve let Anon get anything he wanted if Anon showed him the gun with 100% confidence and a free blowjob

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That catboy's pretty hot tbh

[–] infinipurple@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

No lie

[–] Oxnvat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Catboy 1911

Rank: Epic

Summons a catboy that shoots at foes, and heals 25HP upon contact

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its a nice gun i'll give you that. But the catboy grip gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It gives a +3 intimidation bonus and a 20% chance of inflicting confusion.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

'As a joke', eh?

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a nice gun for such cringe bullshit.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

One man’s cringe is another man’s base

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

As a joke… yeah…