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I'd take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I'd go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says "way ahead of ya" with no context or other traces of human presence.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why not offer him a Caesar Salad? Prepare the thing in front of him and tell him it's named after him, then start making by stabbing the salad multiple times.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: it isn't named after him.

[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I only learned that recently and it has broken me

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now imagine how it feels to be Caesar Cardini. You make a world-famous salad and nobody recognizes your genius, attributing it to a man so dead, his lineage is lost.

We've all got a little Caesar in us, that's where your slut gene comes from.

i learned that through vargskelethor joey. fuck my stupid baka life

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Missed opportunity to offer an orange Julius with a salad of some sort.

(I think I whooshed myself)

[–] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

I feel like he would freak out with the amount of sweetness that wasn't common at the time

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

Would have made the assassination a lot fresher.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the blue fanta is better (the bottled one that unfortunately has no canned version)

[–] prex@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is a polish made blue Fanta that is elderflower based - highly recommended.

BTW the Fanta Wikipedia page is a wild ride

[–] Sakychu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

So that was the reason why he had to die, he was contaminated by time travel!