Fuckers don't deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

You missed their insane armour stat. It looks like leather, but acts like scales on steroids.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah when I heard "bite a croc in half" I figured I'd just stay away from the jaws of nope forever

[–] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no way a grizzly bear could beat a rhino. The largest grizzly bear isn't even a quarter of the weight of your average rhino. It would be as fair of a fight as you vs a grizzly bear.

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

If that bear picks up a machine gun then it's all over. A rhino can't do that.

[–] rickdg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Bearjutsu mount defence is eating your face.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Human with a 10 gauge

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Elephant?