Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$--#
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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Don't eat suppository this time
Stick it in her pooper!
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
You skipped that apple again.
Even Kermit's fingers smell like Miss Piggy twice a day.
Paracetamol
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
It's either lupus or sarkoidosis
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
"Don't believe everything you read"
None can read. What I’ve written.
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
True… Or not I can’t tell.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"
L is real 2401
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?
Honk twice a day if you can read this
"The kitchen here is contaminated."
"I need to do a rectal exam now"