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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Yes, that’s the Major League Soccer team I’m referring to. As I said, there are plenty of Messi fans that call the sport soccer. Your claim is objectively false.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

He plays for Inter Miami in the MLS. I assure you, plenty of Messi fans use the term soccer.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Obviously you know I was referring to association football. I'm aware of the etymology of soccer

It’s pretty annoying when some rando on the internet pretends not to understand what you were referring to, isn’t it?

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 13 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Messi is the Toy Story of soccer.

Edit: Ah, never change lemmings. 🙄

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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Justice delayed is justice denied. This country is well and truly fucked.

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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 66 points 2 days ago

Russian assets deny being Russian assets. Cool beans, ya fuckin’ traitors.

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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Tim Pool is a Kremlin mouthpiece. Least surprising news of the year. But oh boy, am I looking forward to the next episode of Knowledge Fight now. Should be a doozy.

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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 46 points 3 days ago

Hmm I done goofed 🤷‍♂️ Try this:

https://i.imgur.com/rShQHYo.mp4

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[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

[Trump pulls out a sharpie and starts circling the wrong part of the map]

"I AM PLACING TARIFFS ON PENGUINS UNTIL THEY GIVE US THEIR OIL AND SHOW ME HOW TO DO ALL THE DANCE MOVES FROM HAPPY FEET!"

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 days ago

Hey now, it's just the onion, there's no need to start cursin' willy-nilly here.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Did we listen to the same episode? Because Robert Evans made it clear that real experts in falconry find RFK Jr’s practices wildly inappropriate.

Being interested in something doesn’t mean he’s good at it.

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