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[–] odium@programming.dev 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 4 weeks ago

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 4 weeks ago

username checks out

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[–] odium@programming.dev 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart^1^.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I have actually gotten an offer from the military industrial complex which needed security clearance before, but I chose not to accept it for my conscience.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

It worked for me, sorting by Top.

[–] odium@programming.dev 10 points 4 weeks ago

It's working on all hot too

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

First of all you're insane, secondly I love you

[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

awww thx, i love you too <3

[–] odium@programming.dev 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

[–] SuperApples@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.

[–] isildun@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Working on Top Day after 18 hours. The raw power of a bunch of pickles cannot be matched.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

After 16 minutes, there are 2 posts between the pickles :(

[–] RDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 weeks ago

This one gave me a good chuckle.

[–] luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Actual sorcery

it worked on active!

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 4 weeks ago

Thank you for your service

[–] Scolding7300@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Top 6 WinRAR

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

the rule doesn't lie

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 4 weeks ago

There was a cute cat in between

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Pickles are a witch's cucumber.