xkbx

joined 1 year ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 5 hours ago

They are implying a collection of various items, memes or otherwise, that contain facts, comparisons, or perhaps even philosophical quandaries that may stump, refute, or put into question their father’s staunch right wing stance

Or they’re looking to prove their dad right that they collect good memes, 50/50 chance

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

In typical North American and UK English dialects, “bi” and “eye” are pronounced the same. “Bi-“ prefixes are almost never pronounced as you would in some French, Spanish, or Italian dialects (ex “bicycle” vs “bicyclette”) where you would rhyme “bi” more with “bee” as in a honey bee.

I could be wrong. My knowledge of Spanish isn’t profound, and my Italian is even worse (although I do speak with my hands a lot) but I am a French Canadian and speak with a lot of French people (both Parisian and non-Parisian) so you can bet your baguette on that part.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

Duck suck goose step

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe cum is to coom as who is to whom

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you never seen a goliath bird eating spider?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes sorry my internet presence can be a wild ride. I never know if I lob a comment too far but that sweet sweet validation is like UberEats and a stolen credit card to a racoon

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I can get a solid 2-3 hours on Baldur’s Gate 3 (with a bunch of mods) before I have to worry about plugging it back in. All the other games I play right now are the other ones that you’ve mentioned are older games that really don’t drain the battery at all. I’ve used mine pretty consistently since November December of last year, and I haven’t really noticed a drop in performance of battery life.

I really wanna try some of the newer games that look great like that Clair Obscur 33 game to see how it compares.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What shit that was a typo, that’s what I meant to say. I stole that joke off a creep comedian in jail so I won’t credit them but it’s a fairy that flies around with a bicycle pump at night, and gives a little pump each night to all the little estrogen receivers and achievers across the world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 49 points 3 days ago (5 children)

May the breast bump fairy visit you thrice this night

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 3 days ago

When the government tried to take away transfats, I sat and didn’t fight

When the government tries to take away transrats, I stand on haunches and bite

There will be no cheeses for the angry meeces, only traps coming down to snap your neck in pieces

May your tails knot and bind you together, vile rodent mob. You will not find my company amongst thee

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

By gawd what a compelling mastery of story telling and art. Even when the weird little pieces come together, there’s still so much mystery and wonder

In the words of our people, thank you for creating content (☞゚∀゚)☞

 
 
 

baking sheets with vegetables in the oven, below the sheet on the left has yellow text reading “SATIRE CRINGE ACCOUNT” and sheet on the right has pink text reading “SINCERE CRINGE ACCOUNT”

 
 
 
 

On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.

I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.

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