What, this F35? No sir this one was mine already. Ya I’ve had her for years. Hang on a sec lemme ask my cousin if he’s seen yours around

Hey Greg!….

This is strange. It almost makes me think the scenario was an elaborate ruse to capture an F-35:

• get an inside man to mess with the avionics
• including turning off location telemetry
• simulate a failure that requires an ejection
• fly the plane into the ocean using autopilot
• recover via submarine

!noncredibledefense?