The man that sleeps with a machete is also a crack shot with a dildo. Be warned.
Everything is a dildo if you're not a wuss.
When you sleep near Clarkson and Hammond you learn to arm yourself
I mean if you and the machete love each other I think it's fine to sleep together
You hope it's only one night.
I saw a homeless woman that would sleep with a machete in her boot. I thought it was smart cuz people will try to go through their pockets while they sleep, but not hers.
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Which one?
Tomorrow
Randy Quaid!?
It’s from top gear. James may.
James may, but can Richard funk??
Dang, closer than I thought.
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