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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The man that sleeps with a machete is also a crack shot with a dildo. Be warned.

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Everything is a dildo if you're not a wuss.

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

When you sleep near Clarkson and Hammond you learn to arm yourself

I mean if you and the machete love each other I think it's fine to sleep together

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

You hope it's only one night.

[–] e-ratic@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I saw a homeless woman that would sleep with a machete in her boot. I thought it was smart cuz people will try to go through their pockets while they sleep, but not hers.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

#wordstoliveby

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Talkurt@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s from top gear. James may.

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

James may, but can Richard funk??

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Dang, closer than I thought.