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She would kill it in this role
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This is insulting to Kathy Bates
The hell it is. This is such high praise of her acting abilities. I'd love to see her in this role.
The resemblance is uncanny.
Not to mention, Elon has a flatter front than a Ken doll.
Only above and below the waist
Great actress, she would be brilliant.
Its an insult to Kathy Bates to compare looks, however she is a very good actor and i would love to see her do it.
I mean, to Twitter employees he's already kind of a SpockBeard version of Jo Bennett from The Office:
Now, you all must be in a tizzy. I can see it on your faces, I mean, what's going on now? I mean, who owns ~~Dunder Mifflin~~ Twitter? Right? I mean, ~~Sabre~~ X? What's that? Some company I've never heard of? Down in ~~Tallahassee~~ Hawthorne? Where is that? Near Mars?
I need you to interpret all news stories like this for me. This is much more palatable.
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The sequel to The Social Network had better have Kathy Bates wrestling Jesse Eisenberg in a backyard octagon, smothered in Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce.
Hear me out: Kathy Bates as Elon, Kathy Griffin as Zuck.
Jim Rash watching from the sidelines as Bezos?
I desperately want this to be real now. He would be so hilariously perfect.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Unfortunately, once the strike is resolved she's got to finish Matlock first. But hey, she's Kathy Bates, she could probably knock off the Elon biopic in a long weekend.
I've started downvoting everything about this turd. He doesn't deserved to be discussed.
Except in this one instance where it would be delicious
Wasn't that the hospital?
Uh, you ever see the movie Misery?
Actually, no.
Then this'll all be new to you.
I'm sorry, but that picture on the left is Hyacinth Bucket, pron. Bouquet
Just standing still looking at her watch she's got too much talent to be able to dumb it down enough to be Elon.
The sheer level of rage he would vomit all over Twitter would make this worth it and might actually be one of the few genuinely funny things he would ever participate in.
Next up: EelOn preemptively sues Kathy Bates
If only his life was interesting. You could make a movie about his empire and the brilliant people he bought though. Gwynne Shotwell is killing it at spacex.
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2023
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