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SpoilerThey're from the picture The Substance, pretty good body horror movie released this year

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

An advertisement for a private retirement fund in Brazil. You can bet your ass that shit will not pay you once you retire.

[–] driving_crooner 6 points 4 weeks ago

Is the pension fund for the Brazilian central bank employees, for the ones working on it until December 1990 at least. Why they need an LinkedIn account when they don't even have new enrollment? I have no idea.

I don't think they're going to have problems paying the benefits, Brazilian pension funds and insurance companies have a pretty good regulatory systems (I work in insurance, solely on reporting and dealings with our regulatory agency)

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] driving_crooner 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Yeah, is copyrighted by me. I let you pass this time, but is 0.99 for each use or a plan at 4.99 at month for unlimited use or 19.99 for a lifetime guarantee unlimited premium use.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

i watched this last night.

it easily took it's place among "a serbian film" and "irréversible" as one of the most disturbing films I've ever seen.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

If you scroll down, there's a shot of the Smile Demon getting ready to rip open Skye's face.