this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I stopped doomscrolling and let me tell you i feel really good.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Just saying: The chronological timeline of communities you follow has an end.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's Lemmy, even the All feed has an end (and that end is usually porn).

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 3 points 21 hours ago

Why do you think I doomscroll 👀

[–] nanami@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Continue for at least one hour

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 3 points 21 hours ago

It better be doordash

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

So you're at step 4.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 35 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I read this as 4am.

It did not help.

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Get your hour of crying in early

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 20 hours ago

And still have a few leftover to doomscroll before work!:-P

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, that's the anxiety version!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 21 hours ago

It's nice to have options 😉

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Replace insta with Lemmy and I'm livin' the life

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 3 points 14 hours ago

You can optimise further by doom-scrolling for another hour while you cry. Multitasking increases productivity and let's you waste twice as much time in half the time so you can waste even more time.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I despise doordash or any of those services... thankfully, I am not that lazy to the point that I won't even order pizza for delivery, I will go pick it up. My wife, on the other hand, thinks whenever I am not around (go out with friends or some event), it's a free for all, and I will see like a $80 dollar charge for something stupid that probably would have been like $20 if she went to get it. Nothing drives me more nuts than this waste of money we don't even have...

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

My local pizza places have actually started using DoorDash as their delivery drivers and it has me going and picking it up instead

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Sounds like you need to talk to your wife, better yet, you guys should be signing up for some cooking classes, it's a fun and unlimited ROI skill as you will have to eat until you dir.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 17 points 22 hours ago

"I'm depressed and suppressing my bad feelings" starterpack

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago

I’m pretty good at almost all of these nowadays but it took me a lot longer to achieve that level of skill