this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2024
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[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

face hole isn't fast enough shove them up my ass

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

Mind the toothpick

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

come with me. I have universes to show you

[–] bangsnooter@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kramer sniffs

Oh yeah Jerry, that's a gape.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

What a terrible day to not have aphantasia

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Bwa-hahaha I gotta party with you, dude! 🤣

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Ketchup? Hear me out...

Dijon mustard & Old bay.

Or Sriracha...

Or Frank's Buffalo sauce....

Or, Heinz cut with mayo, mustard & Worcestershire....?

Just... Please, no. Not just the ketchups.

[–] ArtificialLink@lemy.lol 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Mang... U do u.

o7

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The shit they put in deviled eggs.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Mustard, mayo, and paprika. I also think that'd be delicious

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Cant ever go wrong with HP’s brown sauce

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Heinz is bottom of the barrel in quality sauces, and Sriracha is just as artificial as Ketchup is. I'll give you a pass on dijon mustard

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Chipotle Cholula is what these are missing

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 16 points 1 week ago

This is the lunchables pack I need

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That is horrible 😐

... and I'm making some immediately.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shit. Out of bacon.

Anchovies?

... and cream cheese or remoulade sauce.

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I hope it was the cream cheese

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Scoop the yolks make a deviled egg mixture with a touch of cream cheese and a GOOD hot sauce.

Thank me later.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago

Guess we doin eggs now.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not a sandwich, it's a skewer

If he breads the eggs it's a sandwich

This beautiful, savory snack…and you want to put sugary tomato syrup on it?

You do you…

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Coronary on a stick

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

At least you seasoned them 👍