Russian civil war kicks off and mizu6079 can't poop for the next few days, this can't be a coincidence.

Traveling for days✔️
Living in a tent ✔️
Access to toilets but doesn't want to use them (possible fear of IED?) ✔️
Limited space ✔️
Wants to sweat less✔️
Short time to prepare ✔️

Honestly we should have seen it coming, the signs were all there.

This may be our first meta-joke guys

He must be spending heaps of time here to learn how to hold it that long.

Is this a reference to the Gaddafi knife incident?

*Poopin

Is that a threat