this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 99 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dear FBI,

  1. Welcome to Lemmy.
  2. If you're looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC's denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn't take you more than a decade or so.
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 weeks ago

Add to that all the doctors and office staff that have to deal with backbilling by them and you can add like another million suspects to the list.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck it, drop it anonymously.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Your attempt was ill-planned poorly-executed and just plain not nice, Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 weeks ago

Or just photshop it to make it look like a screenshot of 4chan

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yo send it to me in a dm these memes are fueling me right now

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 weeks ago

Nice try, FBI.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I keep writing comments like that and then having to erase them.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Tbh I just don't care. I'm honestly amazed i havent been comtacted or had my door kicked down yet. Of course ive been saying this type of thing is enevitable for years and everyone goes full virtue signalling and downvotes me... until it happens

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 weeks ago

I must not fed post

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I actually added a disclaimer in my bio on bluesky saying nothing i say is serious. I know that wont matter too much in court but it cant hurt right?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Brand yourself as entertainment and it is 100% legally defensable.

"No one of sound mind would take us seriously"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hope you have Fox News’ lawyers and their connection to shady corrupt judges.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

You mean fox entertainment

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's not a bad idea but I already have one and I don't want to change it.

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago
[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not saying the shooter was based but I am saying the system murders the fuck out of cancer patients daily so dear FBI friend friend reading this how is your deductible

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You know what I think? There is not really a meme but the meme about the meme is the meme

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's memes all the way down.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The illumemenati controls all

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's memeception.

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

""Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme" is a meme.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Off topic, but where does this picture originates from?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

If I strained that hard, it'd cause a fart.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks. Never read the history of this but I had always been curious. Turns out it’s just a “funny face” the guy can make. I was concerned this dude was having some kind of stress induced medical episode here.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just add 'in minecraft' to the meme, they'll never see through and just think you're weird.