Easy
- Kill friends
- Master time
- Go back in time
- Put death ward on all friends and tell them to feign death
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Easy
It’s the simplest solution to get exactly what I want at all times.
Or just revive them. Death isn't that big a deal in D&D.
If he comes back, I hope you have a Mashle in your group.