Nah, better to take psychedelics and improve yourself
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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I don't have to improve a damn thing if I don't wanna.
Improve like: quit you stressing job.
Or be fired for asking why the walls are breathing.
or get promoted for having that wild / surrealist energy that the CEO has been looking for all along for some reason
These are both within the realm of possibility.
What a copium, you not only do it but you managed to convince yourself is good for you.
I haven't conviced myself of anything
Do it the California way. Way better for your health.
Yes, but… speaking from experience, it is definitely possible to overdo it on that angle. The psychological impacts of heavy long term use are… shall we say, unsubtle, but at the same time, REALLY hard to admit and see for yourself if you’re in the throes of it.
Moderation and T-breaks are frankly pretty crucial.
Oh definitely! I agree. I vape on a more or less daily basis, which is based on medical advice and a prescription, and even then I think it's important to take some time out every now and then.
What is the Californian Way?
Wangs. Wangs everywhere
Weed
Thanks. I wish I liked it.
Roving gangs of suburban kids on bikes
I've been California sober for a year and I feel much better, I do miss drinking sometimes tho.
But can you drink and breath?
Fun fact: amphibians can't breath while eating or drinking because they lack the "wall" between mouth and nose. They can touch the nose with their tongue from the inside. I'm not sure about reptiles
I knew a girl like that once
Wait what
gotta stay hydrated
You can, until it kills you.
That just means I no longer have to worry about the fact that I probably wont ever see a dime of the social security I’ve paid into for my entire career
Cheers, comrade.
Once you're dead you've got no problems to cope with. Win win!
It's much healthier to cope by punching yourself in the balls (or the cunt, for others so inclined). The beautiful bliss brought by big ball busting breaks by bleary boundaries binding you to bleakness.
Great suggestion! Gonna try this on the bus on my way to work later.