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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 132 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fake: anon has a friend

Gay: literally gay

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Fake because Brad didn't get gay with Tim and anon

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago

fake because tim is marrying a girl

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 day ago

Ahh, they must've whispered "no homo" before getting in the showers together!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 192 points 1 day ago (6 children)

How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I'm not gay!?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 19 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Like one girl cock I think

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 16 hours ago

Phew I'm straight then.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 21 hours ago

If you someone tells you that broccoli is gross, but have never tried broccoli, can you trust their opinion?

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 56 points 1 day ago

In my case, at least one

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago
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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 99 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 19 points 23 hours ago

One of the few anon stories that seems plausible

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Being queer in HS was so fucking fun.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I was in my countries equivalent in the late '00s and early '10s, and it ... really wasn't. So I'd say that's rather time and place dependent.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 20 hours ago

That's fair I graduated in 06 on a military base in England. Partly why it was so fun cause the faculty had no clue what to do with me.

[–] odium@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

If you don't mind me asking, when were you in high school?

I was in high school in the late 2010s, in a red county in a red state, and there were a few openly queer ppl in my grade who were never bullied throughout high school.

I think it was because allies outnumbered the homophobes/transphobes and bullies only punch down, not up.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I was in high school in the late 00s early 10s and I remember guys in the locker room talking about how they'd murder a trans woman if one "tricked them". Around that point the only reason I didn't realize I was a trans woman was that I really didn't want to realize it.

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Do trans women date people without disclosing it?

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

If they're pre/non-op, it's certainly wise to, though I don't see any reason to do so if they're post-op

Edit: these guys probably weren't referring to dating though- many trans women are unlikely to out themselves at a public bar to every guy that hits on them

[–] clickyello@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

saying "straight guys" here gives me the implication that you think it isn't straight for a cis guy to date a trans gal, which is transphobic. hoping that's just me reading it wrong or you expressing it wrong though.

to answer the question at hand though none of my trans friends would want to date someone who "would murder them if they 'tricked them'"

maybe there are a few trans people interested in tricking transphobes into having sex with them but that sounds extremely dangerous per that comment before...

[–] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 3 points 18 hours ago

I'll change the question

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