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Anon is SpongeBob (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

That doesn't narrow it down as much as you'd think

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

CHOO CHOO

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 hours ago

This is not gay. A cock was touched, even stroked, but there is no mention of the soap. Did it fell? Did someone pick it up?

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If touching dick is gay almost every man is a homosexual

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

What about touching other peoples' dicks?

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Dick is dick I'd say

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

My wife is definitely gay then

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"hear me out man"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

"I have an idea for a great prank."

[–] gil2455526 24 points 14 hours ago

Traumatize them back. Best revenge type.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 31 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Tim is getting married at ~22?

[–] bitflag@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Americans marry early. And often.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 24 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

whats wrong with that?

[–] theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

So much.

[–] wisely@feddit.org 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (14 children)

My family all got married at age 16-18. I waited until age 22 and am still married nearly 20 years later while they are all divorced. Nothing wrong with waiting.

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Heh. Tell me your from Utah without telling me you’re from Utah.

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[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 34 points 17 hours ago (16 children)

Is that strange where you are from?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Indeed. Here most people are still either getting their education or just starting with work.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

I got married while in school and just before starting my internship. Going through school married is awesome.

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[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 62 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

Is it weird that the most unrelatable thing here for me is that SongeBob existed when anon was in high school?

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

This is where I remind you that 4chan has existed for over 21 years. Meaning that a kid born the day it started operation is now old enough to legally drink in the United States.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 75 points 20 hours ago (13 children)

I'm over 30, SpongeBob existed when I was in middle school.

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