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[–] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago

It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

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[–] Colors@lemmy.world 43 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This meme is from the future!

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Assuming we make it that far

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 16 points 19 hours ago

Huge assumption

[–] rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 8 points 15 hours ago

I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 13 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm born in 1975.

I'm fucking sunk. :)

I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

One day this meme will be true.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

In 2043 to be exact.

@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 17 hours ago

Ugh math get out of here it's a weekend

[–] remindme@mstdn.social 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

@TheImpressiveX Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Dec 22, 2043 at 9:21 AM PST.

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 14 hours ago

I've gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don't have time for this

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Congratulations!

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 17 hours ago

Well I'm balding like one at least.

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 21 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 19 points 20 hours ago

More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 17 hours ago

We will see but chances are

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Then start turning rancid the next year

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Oh shit! I was born in 1979. How old does that make me?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 17 hours ago

Ain't nobody got time for that gonna ask AI

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Philing_Good@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think you did the math wrong. It's 69.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago

You wish, we are doing missionary tonight as usual.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world -2 points 13 hours ago

I'd say I'm surprised

But then again, this is Lemmy, the place where they vehemently oppose generational wealth and yet clutch their pearls when their so called parents spend all that hard earned wealth on themselves

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