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"Sorry, I got to return this video"

"Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial"

"Do you have any quarters for a phone?"

"Bill Cosby really is America's dad"

"Can I borrow that VHS?"

"Sorry, I can't come. My favourite show is on"

"Do you know where a phone is?"

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[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

If you need to get a hold of me, page me 911 first then your number

[–] ahal@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

I'll be back in five moons, we're running out of mammoth meat (translation)

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why didn't you page me back?

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Sorry. I have to return some video tapes" gets said constantly by American Psycho fans.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Try cleaning your mouse ball, see if that helps.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Damn, there's a paper jam in the fax machine again

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Sadly, fax machines are very much still in use ....

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[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Can you give me directions to your house?

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Can I borrow that VHS?"

20 years ago it would have been DVDs. But even before that, we didn't call them "VHS"es. We called them tapes, or video tapes if we wanted to distinguish from audio tapes.

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[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

"I'll show you the photos once I get them developed."

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

And it never did. *sips beer*

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

β€œit’s the 90s”

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Put that Furby away! We have to go play Neopets."

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[–] Resol@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Dammit, my tape is stuck inside the VCR again!"

"99 cents for a song? Hell yeah. I'm never buying CDs again." (A reference to the iTunes Music Store launch)

"I ran out of free AOL time. Better get another demo disc"

Speaking of AOL, "yo, what's your AIM screenname?" (Replace "AIM" with your favorite messaging service at the time if you used that)

"Mom, can I have a PlayStation 2? -No. -But it plays DVDs."

"Oh, I can't wait to see the wonderful New York Twin Towers, I'm so excited for what's coming!" (I was too young to even remember the concept of different countries existing so I had no idea what "America" even was, let alone being confused about 9/11)

"I got slimed. It was so. Much. Fun."

"I'm so glad the United Kingdom won Eurovision, I can't wait to see how the next year's contest will turn out. Katrina was so amazing" (1997 was the last time the UK won)

"What a wonderful Saturday morning. Time to watch some cartoons."

"My phone has a NiCd battery, and it's almost out of juice so I can't just plug it in because I will ruin the battery. I have to wait until it literally turns off."

"Belgrade is the capital of Yugoslavia"

"Finally got my fresh new copy of Mac OS X. Time to see what's it's like." proceeds to stay on OS 9 for a few more years

That's all I can think of.

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Don't call my home phone, I'll be out seeing the new Matrix so you can just page me instead."

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm looking forward to Matt Groenig's new show.

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[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

I'm late for work at the Twin Towers!

[–] fool@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

Did you see Mozart's new concerto?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m trying to start x-wing. Can you tell me the third letter of the fourth word of page 57?

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

"You think Monica Lewinsky sucks or blows?"

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

Is that available for OS/2 Warp?

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