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"Sorry, I got to return this video"

"Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial"

"Do you have any quarters for a phone?"

"Bill Cosby really is America's dad"

"Can I borrow that VHS?"

"Sorry, I can't come. My favourite show is on"

"Do you know where a phone is?"

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[–] toddestan@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

"I'll show you the photos once I get them developed."

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm looking forward to Matt Groenig's new show.

[–] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Disenchanted probably had that response

I remain unconvinced.

[–] drascus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Just blow in the cartridge

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Being a little literal, but I can guarantee someone has said 1, 3, 5, and 7 in the past twenty years. Heck, probably the last year.

Payphones are still a thing in some places and get used - I started doing a thing involving them a yearish ago (it's in my post history if anyone really cares). Literally had someone ask "Hey, are you done with that phone?" as I was jotting down its number, which was shocking. Can confirm where I am they still take coins (it's 50 cents now, unless you're calling a toll-free number).

VHS is making a ... come back isn't really the right word, but there's a small number of folks interested in what's on old tapes they find and some hobbyists swap stuff. And there are still a few video rental places around (though really, really rare - or near places like campsites, catering to folks with cars that still have DVD players or households with spotty internet).

It's all still disappearing, no doubt, but not 100% dead yet.

[–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Can you turn the antenna to ___ insert satellite name ___ ?

For context

where I grew up, almost every immigrant houshold had a satellite antenna, to watch channels across the world. Since my parents were immigrants, we had to turn the antenna each time we wanted to watch either local news or news from our country of origin.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Antenna"? Don't you mean "dish"?

Yes I know that dish antennas are antennas, but I've never heard of anyone calling them just "antennas".

[–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

yeah... dish ... thank you ..

English isn't my first language, and I never used that word in a sentence to remember it.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I need to turn my DLP projection TV to Circuit City.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

"Let me check for the address and a map in this phone book."

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

You're on next, Mr. Dangerfield.

[–] dumples@midwest.social 1 points 6 days ago

The invasion of Iraq was a great decision. The region will be much safer

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 118 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SpaceFox@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Surly there were always people who say things like "wow, I can't believe this thing is happening it's like it's 2004" or something.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

"it's literally the year two thousand and four"

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[–] AZERTY@feddit.nl 99 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Call me after 9. I ran out of minutes."

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"No body ever got fired for choosing IBM"

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I ironically said that when I was working for IBM.

They don’t actually fire, they do “performance improvement plans”.

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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Nobody referred to videos as "VHS" unless they were explicitly trying to distinguish the medium from betamax. They just called them "videos" and "tapes" or "videotape."

for example: Hey can I borrow that tape?

That movie just came out on video.

Be kind, rewind your videotape.

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

“Jared from Subway is such an inspiration!”

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't believe gas is over $2 a gallon now.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Get off the internet, I'm expecting a call"

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Osama Bin who?" And in a similar vein, "Jihad? That's a Dune reference, right?"

"I'll cash in on my Beanie Baby investment when it's time to pay for my kid's college tuition."

"The internet is just a fad."

"I'm so excited for the next The Matrix sequel."

"Two bedrooms and a walk-out basement. $300 a month rent."

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[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago

God almighty I could have any audio as my Nokia ringtone in the Bush era. Today? I wish I could have the ringtone I wanted.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 34 points 1 week ago

I lost one of my Diablo install CDs can i borrow your set

"America will not abide Nazism."

[–] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 31 points 1 week ago

itt: people thinking 20 years ago was 10 years ago.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I'm excited for what the future has in store for me."

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[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

I’ve enjoyed my time talking with you and getting to understand how you see the world and, although I don’t agree with you, I’m glad to have had this exchange of opinions and will now reflect upon what I’ve learned.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] AlternateRoute@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you heard of the Information superhighway?

"Will that be smoking or non smoking?" Asked as a restaurant

"I think you flooded it" in relation to a car not starting. (well unless you work on very old cars)

"I got it off Napster"

"want to listen to my mix tape?"

"I can burn you a CD of that"

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Will that be smoking or non smoking?" Asked as a restaurant

I was asked this at a café less than ten minutes ago now.

[–] AlternateRoute@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

I was asked this at a café less than ten minutes ago now.

I guess this would be country/state dependent.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago

Do you Yahoo?

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

"Hark, Alfred, the smith's apprentice, was taken by the plague - find your goodfellows and see if any of their sons of the working age would wish gainful employment to a kind master."

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 23 points 1 week ago (7 children)

"I can't believe you didn't put me in your top 8 on Myspace!!"

Also, "w00t!!"

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

“Sorry, I got to return this video”

2004 is when the Blockbuster video rental chain was at its peak (cite), and VHS was still in wide use at the time having only been surpassed by DVD rentals a year earlier. Speed dial was also still a thing then, payphones still exist today, and, although complaints were filed against Bill Cosby much earlier the public wasn't widely aware of them until 2014.

How about "John Kerry is the candidate who can prevent a second Bush term" ?

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[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"What do you think about John Kerry?"

[–] wax@feddit.nu 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hang on, my pager is making a noise

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[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Where did I leave my zip disk?

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