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Octopuses. So alien, so neat, and so smart.

I love Australian Magpies. They're smart, cheeky and have a lovely singing voice. I have a family that I've watched change over the years, they have babies, some die, some leave and some come back. They visit nearly every day.

Crows. They're incredibly intelligent and seem to have settled on using that intelligence almost solely to be little mischief gremlins. They're the only kind of bird that seems to understand that my cat can't get to them through the window. I watch them work in pairs to steal food from seagulls - one goes in for an obvious attempt, all the seagulls chase it off, the other grabs a bite while the gulls are distracted, and then they swap roles. I've even seen one actively dipping chips (fries) into a pot of ketchup. In winter you can very occasionally spot them playing in the snow. They'll intentionally slide down a snowy car windshield or roof, then fly back up to the top to do it again.

I volunteered at a greyhound rescue shelter for a little while, where there was a rook (very close relative to crows, distinguishable by their paler beaks). He had been hit by a car years beforehand and the owners of the shelter found him at the side of the road. They took him to a vet, who had to amputate one of his wings, so obviously he couldn't live wild any more. He was instead having a comfy life hanging out at the shelter. Totally unafraid of the humans or the dogs. When I sat down to have my lunch next to him he would yell at me to share a biscuit with him.

Tigers. Because tigers. You don't need a reason, just look at them.

Chickens. Mine in particular, but that's given me an affection for others. They're about as dumb as bricks, particularly the roosters, but they manage to be endearing anyway. My hen cuddles with me ffs, how can you not like a critter that cuddles?

The rooster, not so much cuddly. But that pea brained dipshit fought off a coyote, a pit bull, a raccoon, and a possum (though, tbh, the possum wasn't fighting, it was just in the wrong place at the wrong time). My dude put his ass on the line literally to protect his flock of two. Lost tail feathers and neck feathers to the pit bull, but ran the damn thing off before I could get a clear shot. Same with the coyote, I come running and grab a rifle, but by the time I hit the yard, that coyote was scrambling to get under the fence and away from a furious rooster that was going so hard at the coyote's ass he broke a spur off.

How can you not like a bird that damn crazy and tough? He can hump my shoe all he wants. And he does. Daily. And I still like the bugger :)

I'm also inordinately fond of dogs. For all the usual reasons. As much as I love my birds, if I could still take proper care of a dog, I'd have one. I just can't, and I love them enough to not have one I can't do right by. That ain't the way it works, or it shouldn't be.

Hell, I could keep on listing. There really isn't an animal I don't like, and there's a ton I specifically like a lot.

Tortoises.

Live for a hundred+ years, and they just kinda vibe on land and do things at their own pace. They're the turtles who don't need water. And when you present them with food, they go to town and are single-minded. I can relate to all of that.

I love cats. My first pet that was all my own was a cat. My first pet abroad was a cat. Now I have three adorable ones. I like their cuteness, sweetness, and that they’re their own animal unlike dogs who can be more needy.

Armadillo, my spirit animal, the embodiment of "please leave me alone". And depend on mood, Porcupine, the embodiment of "PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME".

Cats - Always had em around, always bond pretty deeply with them. Always seemed to be able to build a language with them and enjoy the mutual respect.

Crows - Have a small crew that meets me for lunch every day and we just chill and I love watching them playing and throwing unsalted peanuts out for them.

Chihuahuas. They’re loyal AF and will fuck your shit up if you step out of line.

I love pretty much every animal depending on how I'm feeling that day.

So here's one pick from each major category I can think of:

• Cnidarian: Portuguese Man-o-war. I just think they're neat.
• Worm: Leeches. They look cool.
• Mollusk: Blue-ringed octopus. Dangerous boios with pretty colours
• Arthropod: Ants. Eusocial insects are so cool!
• Fish: No
• Amphibian: Any large toad. They look funny.
• Reptile: Tegu, they're like the cats of reptiles.
• Bird: Corvids in general. Crows, ravens, etc. Playful smart cuties.
• Mammal: So many choices... But I'll go with Raccoons. They have grabby little hands and funny lil' masks. They are ADORABLE.

I like cows. It started with using cowsay to make some "interesting" output for an otherwise boring looking program, then having to repeat the banner in msfconsole until I got the cow for good luck, then changing my desktop backgrounds and profile pictures to always have a good luck charm with me.

I also think they're neat but that isn't the origin. If I had the property where it made sense to host livestock, I'd like to get Dexter cattle. That's my current favorite.

People also figured out my interest early on and now they get me cow things. I have a wall of cow art I've accumulated.

I like cows

Wolverine because it is basically a giant mean badger.

My hot animal take is that slugs have some of the most elegant anatomy. If you were that low to the ground, you'd love a nice mucous barrier between yourself and the parasites. Plus the way they mate is extremely practical. If you're small and slow, how hard must it be to find a compatible mate in this big ol world? Just kidding, they're all compatible.

Also I think their fat faces and feelers are cute.

Turtles because of how much they look like they’re enjoying the sun. I feel like they have something figured out.

The Mimic Octopus: it can shape shift to look like other sea life. It is quite interesting.

Birds. Insects. Every other animal.

Piping plovers. Cause they're small and we tried to shore up their population and it worked.

Archerfish. They spit at bugs to knock them down into the water so they can eat them.

I grew up with a cat, so that is a clear winner for me, I also like dogs, it is just something about most dogs enthusiasm and boundless energy that is fantastic.

I did horse back riding for a few years, and like horses as well, you just need to understand how to read their moods.

My favourite wild animal is the Lynx, though it's tail is stupid.

Owls. They look funny.

1. Turtles.
2. Cats (even though I'm allergic).
3. Corvids.
4. Anything that kills mosquitoes, like dragonflies, spiders, and bats.
5. Dogs.

Honorable mention: Ankylosaurs because they're tanks, but also extinct. RIP you magnificent chunguses.

Most hated;

5. Stinging ants.
6. Ticks, Fleas, lice, bedbugs, etc.
7. Flies, especially biting ones
8. Hornets/wasps/bees
9. Mosquitos

HM: Skunks.

Shrews, manatees, and swiftlets.

Meerkat. I got to hold one once, it was so sweet, and it fell asleep in my arms

Ducks. They're hilarious when they're alive and delicious when they're cooked.

Octopuses. They only live about a year, but they are very intelligent. Usually intelligence is found in longer-lived creatures. They are solitary, but form good bonds with humans. They have lots of clever adaptations.

I really really love them, and I can't stand seeing people eat them. I'm a omnivore, but it's like watching someone eat a dolphin or an ape or an elephant. Just wrong.

nautilus I love the way they look and move. I'd keep a tank of them but don't want them to go blind.

They're so ancient evolutionary speaking that their eyes are sensors behind a hole in the shell. They have no way to dilate in response to light and are adapted to deep low light conditions.

So keeping them in a tank where I could see them would burn their eyes out in a day or two.

Humans. You can strike up a casual conversation with them.

Spiders!

The squirrels in my yard are awesome. There are black and grey ones and while drinking my morning coffee I was them playing and wrestling. I'm always finding holes in my yard from where they placed and acorn and dug it back up and I find that so goofy.

Bears, big and strong, cool faces

Raccoons, just vibing and trying to get by

Cats, pretty friendly

Crows, they're very cautious but seems like a lot going on with them

Male Homosapiens, one of the Great Apes. I really like the ones that are not hairy and go to the gym, and tall, did I mention tall?

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Gerbils.

Cats, whales (hence the whale emoji in my username), and dolphins. Cats are cute fluffy oddballs and cetaceans in general are majestic and intelligent beings. I also like birds because I've always had an affinity towards things that can effortlessly soar through the skies...